#romantic killer roleplay

[findrps-minor]

(Me, the owner of this blog, making a rp request to show how it’s done? Noooo totally not I-)

Hey, I’m Kazumi, 14-17, and use he/they/she pronouns. I have roleplayed for ~2 years I think? On and off, at first with fandoms and now I rarely play as fandom characters (unless I’m really into something). But to be honest, both fandoms and fandomless would be accepted, I don’t really care. I would like my partner to be 14-17.

I’m looking for a person who roleplays semi-literate and in third person, non-starred, and roleplays the Crave series by Tracy Wolff, specifically as Hudson Vega, with me playing an oc. However, I am willing to do any roleplay with paranormal creatures (vampires, werewolves, sirens, etc). I don’t honestly care about gender of the pairing. Most of my face claims are anime characters, but I have been trying to start using real life face claims.

I’m not triggered by much, to be honest. But if you think there’s something that could trigger me, please tell me about it :)

Some favorite tropes of mine are enemies to lovers, the bully falling in love, honestly stuff like that </3

I also can roleplay characters from a variety of anime (Haikyuu, One Piece, Romantic Killer (Riri/Rio >>>), My Hero Academia, and Tokyo Revengers being the ones I would probably roleplay most, but you can always ask).

I’d love to talk OOC and about headcanons. Bonus if you speak Spanish and could have your character speak Spanish in the roleplay (please I’m learning Spanish so- that would be amazing >>> (I can try to help with Japanese lmfao but I probably wouldn’t be too good)) If interested, message me on @kazumiroleplay or on Discord at Kazumi#2619

[vachon-children]

The family of the one that goes by Roman. Quite a few of you. Is this some kind of cult?

- @father-john-ward

Cult? How so?

How the hell would this be a cult?

Nope, not a cult, never has, never will.

No clue why you'd think our family is a cult.

Why would mom and dad make a cult...?

Well...

Josuke, no. This is a stranger.

One that reeks of demonic energy!

Eugh, yeah, I can feel it.

[sunbreathr]

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[homoeroticvillain]

uuhhhhh blakeworth OR your most toxic and evil and deranged oc pairing

did it for both blakeworth and unholy matrimony because most of my ocs ships are actually pretty ranged and unremarkable except some old ass ones

blakeworth

unholy matrimony

[thedas-elf-lover]

A slightly deranged review from a long time Dragon Age fan.

What this game promised to be in terms of a Dragon Age game: - Most romantic - Offer a few key world state choices that would have great plot impact, which emphasis on wanting to give players choices that have a visual impact, not just codex. - The most complex, deep companions yet. - Choices that matter.

What I got: [SPOILERS] - The shortest, chastest romances I've ever seen, where the end goal is quite literally sex. The final romance scene is the sex scene, after you've been locked in for some time. No sex before marriage, lol. Even the shortest romance in DAI is longer than the longest romance in this game. It's probably the least sex positive game out of them all. - The only choice that has visual impact is the Solas option, and even that doesn't really give anything major. Solas has maybe one unique line? Otherwise, there is no major change. The other two choices (Did you disband the Inquisition? Did you vow to save or stop Solas?) have no difference, either. It's a matter of do you want your Inquisitor to say "comrade" or "friend." The Inquisition doesn't matter. The South gets nuked off-screen anyway. In codex. So two of the three world state choices we get are mostly represented in codexes anyway. - I have nothing against the companions in Veilguard, but to call them the most complex is somewhat... false. Solas is a complex character. Thom Ranier is complex. Vivienne de Fer is complex. Fenris, Anders, Merrill, Isabela, Morrigan, and Sten are complex characters. They are characters who contain complexities that are not easily swept away. ALL the Veilguard companions are your next door neighbors. They're normal. There's nothing wrong about that, but they don't challenge you. There's nothing to think about. Lucanis isn't going to make you seriously consider your morality, despite being the "prince" of the Crows - hired killers. Neve's standing and possible privilege as a human mage in a magocracy is never commented on. These are just two examples, but the same applies for the rest of the companions. None of them are HIDING anything. I will reiterate that there's not anything necessarily WRONG with that, but it does mean they lack the flare of drama that previous companions had that made them brain-scratchers. - Choices don't matter. No matter what Rook does or says, you're railroaded into a scrappy, heroic person who is always right. The worst thing you can do in this game is just NOT do the companion quests. - Despite being a RPG, there is no roleplaying. It's more action/adventure. But it gets a little slow in places for an action/adventure. And it doesn't have enough roleplay value to be a satisfying RPG. - Pretty much the only reason I can see replaying this game is to see the opposite city routes. You don't have to finish the game to get the full romance, either. - No lore continuity. Elves, qunari, dwarves, and humans just living in peace in Tevinter. Some fantasy where poor communities aren't racist doesn't explain this away. - Orientalism in Rivain? - Reducing what was originally a story about slave liberation and rebellion to "love and murder" over Solas' ex situationship. - The game can understand gender that exists outside a binary but somehow can't understand multiculturalism. - Why does Bellara, a Dalish elf, have white guilt?

Some disorganized additions:

- Tonal whiplash. You go from losing a supposedly beloved companion to the final romance scene (the sex scene) in the space of 5 second. - You can't speak to your companions outside cutscenes. However, you can go around the Lighthouse snooping on your companions having nice conversations amongst themselves. - Not a SINGLE companion bothers to check in on the PC even once. You played as a Grey Warden who lost Weisshaupt? No one cares. Emmrich will check in on Davrin but not you. The only point in the game where they show even a smidgeon of care for you is after the Regret Prison, but they don't actually show it. You're pulled out and it immediately cuts to a war table scene. No emotional reunions. - This is Found Family - but only for the companions. Bellara has the opportunity to see Neve as a sister figure, but not you. This could roll into the lack of roleplay value in this game, but it really adds to the lonely element of this game. - "Okay guys, we lost the big game. Let's all take a step back and do some self-care exercises." But the game is Weisshaupt and the South is getting nuked. - Characters often feel like caricatures of themselves. Oftentimes this game feels like a fanfiction of the story and characters it's representing. Some of the things the characters say are not things that normal people would say. Because Rook never builds more than an entirely superficial relationship with their coworkers, it's entirely believable that the most moving thing Rook can think to say, whenever the obligatory Sad Moment happens to a companion, is "[Insert Name Here], I'm so sorry." - You could replace the Inquisitior with a cardboard cut out and it would have more life. - We already had a story about a disapproving parent who is hurtful to their queer child with Dorian. There was a missed opportunity with Shathann to explore the Qunari's view on gender, but only the Tevinter characters are allowed to talk to Taash about different gender identities. When Shathann talks about qunari gender identity, it's oppression. This game's handle on cultural identity is awful. And then they fridged Shathann. - Did you know Elgar'nan and Ghilan'nain, the ancient elven gods (we won't say Evanuris even though that's shorter and more believable to Andrastians who might balk at the idea of ELVEN gods), have escaped from their prison and are blighting the world? The elven gods escaped and they're blighting the world, because they're blighted and escaped prison and are elven gods and are blighting the world, Elgar'nan and Ghilan'nain, those gods, who are elven, and escaped and are blighting the world. - This game is Young Adult. This game is YA with all the darker, grittier elements from the previous game filed away, presented as "politically correct" with "ethical piracy" with no continuity in characterization because Isabela Dragon Age 2 would NOT say any of that. It's if Genshin Impact was a Dragon Age game, complete with the canned body language (cross arms). - The villains are one-dimensional. Aelia's "Minrathous dark truth" AKA Batman villain, Butcher dies after 1 moment of glory, the Dragon King is nothing sauce, if Elgar'nan was just a little bit more intelligent he'd have just smashed that moon into Thedas and called it a day, Illario's speech is ripped right from the Lion King. Gone are the days where antagonists had complex reasons for their actions. Gone are the days where characters were put into situations were there was NO good choice for them to make and we could judge them with the nuance they deserved. - Also did you know: Whatever it takes?

On the bright side, the CC is great.

[prompt-heaven]

the ultimate list of AUs, kinks and tropes to inspire you for kinktober 

some of these are darker in nature since that is fitting for the spooky season. 

AUs

academic / teacher / professor / tutor 

addams family

babysitter / nanny

bartender

biker

bodyguard

bonnie and clyde

bounty hunter

boxer 

camp counselor

circus / carnival

cult 

demon / angel

fairytale retelling

fantasy 

farmer

firefighter

guardian angel 

historical 

hybrid

mafia / mob 

magic 

maid / butler 

mechanic 

modern 

monster / mythology / supernatural

paranormal investigator 

pirate / mermaid

post-apocalyptic

priest

prison

rockstar 

royalty

serial killer

sex worker / porn / camgirl/boy / stripper 

slasher

soulmate

spy / secret agent

steampunk / cyber punk

sugar daddy

tattoo artist 

time travel

treasure hunter 

vampire

werewolf 

wild west

TROPES

a/b/o

against a wall 

age gap

amnesia / memory loss

anonymous sex

balcony sex

boss x employee 

brothers best friend / dad’s best friend (dbf)

car sex

cheating

clothed sex

comforting sex

coworkers to lovers

cursed / fuck or die / sex pollen

dark / soft!dark

enemies to lovers

exes to lovers

fake relationship

forbidden romance

friends to lovers

friends with benefits

game gone wrong

hate sex / make-up sex

huddle for warmth

just the tip

library sex

loss of virginity

mirror sex

neighbours to lovers 

only one bed

opposites attract

period sex

pool / hot tub sex

predator / prey

professor x student

public / semi-public sex

revenge sex

reverse harem

romantic sex

roommates to lovers

rough sex

seduction

sex in an alley

sex in exchange for a favour

sex while camping

shower / bath sex

stalker

stepcest

table sex

unrequited love

yandere

KINKS

aftercare

anal 

begging

being recorded / taking pictures

body worship

dom / sub / bondage / bdsm / shibari

breath play / choking

cheating

cockwarming

corruption kink 

costumes / uniforms

creampie / breeding / forced breeding

cuckolding

cum in panties

cumplay

cunnilingus / face sitting / rimming / blowjob / deep throating / gagging

dacryphillia

dirty talk / voice kink

double penetration / double penetration in one hole 

dry humping / thigh riding 

dubcon / noncon / cnc / drugging

dumbification

exhibitionism / voyeurism

fingering

fisting

flashing 

food play 

footjob 

forced orgasm

formal wear 

free use

glory hole

glove kink 

hand kink

handjob 

hole inspection

humiliation / degradation

hunter / prey

impact play / spanking / whipping / hair pulling / pain kink

jealousy / sharing / possessive

knife kink / gun kink

lingerie / stockings / socks

massage

masturbation / caught masturbating / mutual masturbation

medical kink

monsterfucking / tentacles

multiple orgasms

orgasm denial / overstimulation / edging

threesome / orgy / gangbang

partner swap 

pegging

piercings

pillow humping

praise kink 

premature ejaculation / cuming untouched

pussyjob

roleplay

role reversal

ruined orgasm / cuming without permission

sensory deprivation 

sexting / phone sex 

facial / swallowing / bukakke

size kink / size difference / belly bulge

skirt stays on

somnophilia / getting fucked to sleep

spit kink

squirting

stripping / lap dance

teasing 

temperature play

thigh fucking

throat training

titty fucking

toys / object insertion 

OTHER PROMPTS

a ritual gone wrong 

a string of unexplained deaths

a summer fling gone horrible wrong, or right

alian abduction 

art come to life

basement wife 

being paralysed 

blackmail 

caught trespassing on private property

college party gone wrong

crazy ex

curiosity killed the cat

fate worse than death

final girl

getting stranded in a little town that’s not as wholesome as it seems

ghostface

halloween party

haunted house / abandoned house 

haunted object 

hitch-hiking gone wrong

hot neighbour that has an obsession with you

i was sent here to assassinate you but now i think i might be in love with you

Items moving and/or going missing

i’ll find you in every universe / century

kidnapping

lost in a maze

mad scientist 

magical healing 

marriage / wedding / arranged marriage/ forced marriage 

mind control / telepathy

mirrors playing tricks on the mind

oh, you had a long day? use me as your personal sex toy in order to unwind

oops, i summoned a demon 

oops, i’m dating a serial killer

playing games (like seven minutes in heaven, spin the bottle, hide and seek, etc.) but they have a slutty/dark twist to them

possession (ghost or demon)

power outage

ritual / sacrifice / blood magic

road trip

secret room

serial killers fucking in front of hostages

stalker landlord

stalker wearing the same costume as your partner 

stockholm syndrome

the return of a villain thought dead

torture

toxic frat boy

waking up from strange dreams and seeing bruises and marks on your skin that correspond exactly with the dream you just woke from

we’re the last people on the planet and you will be mine

you wake up strapped to a table just as a fuck machine is turned on

[mygrrlwednesday]

It’ll feel cold and heavy, and bark at your touch,

It’ll plant a kiss on your forehead wet with heat,

It’ll hold you at night and lay you to sleep,

It’ll paint reds and yellow and purples and fears,

It’s a stranger, it’s a ghost, it’s a lover, it’s a killer,

They only say the name in whispers and lies

IT’S A GUN IT’S A GUN IT’S A GUN

DEADLY WEAPONS LIVE ON ITCH

The new TTRPG from myself and @sublimemarch is out now! Deadly Weapons is a game about power, gender, trauma, desire, and hope. It is set in an urban fantasy world very similar to our own, but where underneath the surface Demons prowl and Avatars hunt. Players will create these Avatars, girls who one day had a gun arrive in their possession. A gun that cries in their dreams and never leaves their side. A gun which whispers in their ear that they must hunt and kill Demons. Demons are all around the Avatars, existing as classmates, bosses, or even romantic interests. But whether an Avatar fires their gun is up to them.

Deadly Weapons is a tabletop roleplaying game for about 2 to 6 players, including a guide. It is a hack of the [BXLLET> system by @rathayibacter, with a focus on atmospheric and narrative play. The game uses no dice or other randomizers. Instead, characters willingly take on various risks represented by the Avatars gaining Dooms and suffering fallout over the course of play.

Deadly Weapons is also a collage piece, made using at least 75% recycled or secondhand physical materials. The art, rules text, poetry, and fiction contained within this 32 page digital zine serves to inform your play.

Your gun whispers sweet nothings as you fitfully roll in your bed. It is now time. Be a girl with a gun! Hunt Demons! Smooch Demons! Live! Die!

[a-killer-obsession]

Some nsfw-questions cause i think Killer is damn hot 😋🔥. What does turn him on the most in bed? Does he have any kinks? Compared with Kid is he more into romantic Sex ?

Love me a good excuse to think about Killer in bed (like it's not already on my mind 24/7)

I think a lot of people think of Killer and Kid both as tops, but personally I disagree. I saw a documentary once about guys with a kink for getting the shit beat out of them, and I think they'd both be 100% down with that. A lot of bdsm kinks for subs comes from the need to let go of their power, there's like documentaries and stuff about how often business men with a lot of power and responsibility in their daily life like to be beaten and controlled in the bedroom cos it takes that power away and forces them to relax.

I think Kil would be more of a switch, 100% down to give over his power but also an immensely skilled top. I think he'd enjoy a bit of biting, definitely hair pulling, and absolutely eating you out till you're a squirming overstimulated mess. He'd be far more interested in getting you off as many times as possible than getting himself off, but he's certainly not going to say no to some deep throating. I think he'd be good at reading your mood though and knowing when it calls for a more gentle approach, soft love making till you're whining underneath him instead of the usual rough fuck. He wouldn't be big into public sex, but he'd be thrilled if you had a mask kink and he would absolutely be down for more adventurous roleplay like non-con roleplay if that's what you want, using his mask to his advantage. Also shibari, either as the rope bunny or as the dom, either way is fun for him.

Kid however is a totally different story. On the surface he'd be into rough fucks and absolutely watching your throat buldge with his cock, more on the principle of keeping up his tough guy act, but when you take a joke too far one day and realise he likes being controlled it's all over for his topping days. I reblogged someone else's headcannon the other day that he likes getting punched in bed and I 100% agree, he wants a strong partner whose gonna fuck him up in every way possible. He's not gonna go out of his way to get you off, but if you take the reigns and order him to hes gonna be on his knees without a second thought. Romantic sex though? 'The fuck you mean railing you till your eyes roll ain't romantic?' This man doesn't have a single clue how to be soft or gentle in bed. He'd be a rope bunny for sure, use those seastone cuffs on him, whip him with a horse crop till the skin on his ass breaks, peg him with your biggest strap and call him a good boy, he wants you to fuck 👏 him 👏 up 👏

[harborisms]

hey hey — i’m looking for new roleplay partners over discord now that my semester’s over and i’ve got some free time. 18+ please, as i’m 20. advanced literate to novella. i love playlists, pinterest boards, the whole shebang.

some plot ideas i’ve been itching for (bold is who i’d prefer to write):

country boy / city girl. an enemies to lovers vibe. he’s always teasing her & she thinks he’s a hick. bonus points if they’re the talk of his small town. hoping to use a mike faist fc.

serial killer with a soft spot. this can be as dark or campy as we want. i have a female slasher oc (havana rose liu fc) i have been dying to write more — maybe you’re her next target and she chooses to keep you instead; maybe you’re who she’s been protecting this whole time; maybe she’s doing it just because and your muse is caught in the crossfire.

older woman / younger man. happy to write whoever in this dynamic & settle on any type of plot. maybe she’s his boss or professor. a lot of ways this one can go! 

single father / younger woman. i would love for an enemies to lovers vibe — think syd & richie from the bear. or we can go more slice of life — she’s the babysitter or school teacher. no set fc for this.

much more of a long shot: a post apocalyptic plot. can be a 1x1 or a mumu. would love to incorporate a mix of dynamics from romantic to familial. we would spin a wheel to see what happens next and keep it all up to chance; or get nitty gritty with what we plot out and stick to it. inspired by twd / twdu and tlou.

feel free to dm me, like this or reply & i’ll get back to you. 🤍

[vachon-children]

We should have a collective playlist.

We should not.

That sounds like a fun idea!

I'll ask Roman if he wants to pitch in.

Is it gonna be public?

Ooo, I can't wait to add my music taste!

[magnoliapromenadegalleria]

THOUGHTS & WATCH: THE HEART KILLERS EP 6

-Other mother is so devious, there's no way she'd let Fadel and Bison have a life. She's going to try and put them in the dirt as soon as they aren't useful. But God, she's such a good villain, and her eyebrows are immaculate. #womeninmalefields

-Style is being so scary, please!

-"I'll get over it" Fadel has never gotten over anything ever.

-The garage is messy? You two have done it at a grief support group, and an abandoned farmhouse, let's be so for real right now.

-"You've been in my turf. Let me be in yours" Ugh! This man

-KITTY!

-You're trying to convince me Kant isn't falling deep? All that smiling at his phone was unnecessary.

-"These hitmen hate just as hard as they love" Capt Crunch have you ever heard of just doing things for the plot? And shut up, you sent in a criminal who can't do crime.

-We love an arcade date.

-"The only sport I do is swimming" THE FORESHADOWING IS FORESHADOWING.

-James do you know you have thirty minutes? Thirty, thirty, yes!

-Fadel is smiling. The earth is healing.

-Awww Style helping his dad at the garage is so sweet.

-WHO'S THAT FINE MAN AT THE GARAGE WITH THE CURLY HAIR?!

-Style is such a good son.

-Not the roleplay!

-Style is getting over the whole "the man I have been harassing for weeks and has agreed to be my boyfriend is a hitman" thing fairly quickly. I know that's right!

-"Small and pretty" That's the best way to describe Kant's scary cutie patootie boyfriend.

-"Occupational hazard" okay but which one?!

-"My parents were murdered." You see what you miss when you act a fool at the grief group Style?

-No previous lovers? Hm. I could see if that isn't the case, Style being hurt by the lie. You don't reminisce at the bar you slow-danced with someone.

-Fadel don't like Kant AT ALL, it's hilarious.

-Style said Kant got to go with God on this one because this is too much!

"He scares me. But I like his rough romantic side"- I know that's right Style, love your hitta!

-Style could use the boyfriend card until it's maxxed out, and Fadel would give him an extra line of credit.

-The fact that Fadel essentially says he can't reign Bison in once he's truly loose? Kant is in so much danger, it's delicious!

-Style should not find the undercurrent of Fadel's threat hot, but he does. That is his man, you hear me?!

-You can't convince me Bison doesn't know that something is up, he's too perceptive!

-Bison brought a gun to a stick fight...to be fair he did warn James to leave him be.

-Why would you touch the blood Kant?! You don't need to touch it to know what it is!!!

-"What was the gunshot for?" The plot. Fadel and Capt Crunch have never heard about doing something just because you can.

-The difference between Style and Kant is Style can readily admit that he's half-way down bad for Fadel, while Kant is trying his damndest to resist it. Too late, red threads gotcha b!tch.

-Fadel, you put on the stupid couple shirt, and you like it!

-Of course, Style cropped his shirt.

-I'm taking it off right after" he says like that's not the intent.

-Fadel is going to be so mad once he finds out that he's been deceived by Bison, Style, and Kant, yet the only one in any real danger of getting maimed by either brother is Kant...welp!

-Bison is not dumb. He may not know exactly what's up, but he knows something's up. Afoot if you will.

-Style is lucky he got that 80%

-Kant is so pretty, but baby does not think....You don't want your trigger-happy boyfriend to hurt people, yet you make up a lie that will make him want to hurt people? Not the brightest star in the sky, are we bud?

-Don't worry Fadel, you're going to want to put Kant through a wall in a few episodes. I personally think ep 7 or 8.

-I wonder if there was a part of Kant that didn't want to believe Bison was actually a stone-cold killer until the chalkboard confirmed it.

-Of course they have cameras dodo!

-Kant looks terrified. As he should

-"I love every story on your body" Shut uppppppp! These brothers and their cute lines!

"I'll do that when you're ready. You can judge then." It's so funny because, like, honey. HO.NEY. The trial has already taken place, the jury came back in with their verdict, babe. You're it for Style's crazy-tailed self.

"One day, I'll be your 100%" PERIODT! Manifestation! is key babe!

Previews -The cop that promised to drop Kant's criminal history is seemingly going back on his word??? Le gasp! The unadulterated shock that a man who sent a low level former criminal to infiltrate with a hitman ring against his will and with zero resources is going back on his promises has my falbbers gasted/s

-I don't think Babe is going to get hurt. If anything, I think whatever happens is going to make Kant free fall hard into falling for Bison.

[befuddledcinnamonroll]

Heart Killers time, woot woot!

Is it me, or is Fadel is not looking super convinced? He is smart enough that I hope he's suspicious of how convenient it is that they found this kind of evidence when Bison's desire to do the job was at its lowest.

Also the whole "do this and you'll get what you want" - lies!

JJ is flirting with a boy!!!! This is not a drill!!

Please let us see what they're gonna get up to after work!

Oh not good that Mother saw. That's a vulnerability for Keen.

That woman has presence though.

Style! You gotta play this cooler, man.

Fadel, lolol. I do like that he may be right in that he's not super emotionally connected to Style yet, but there is no doubt he is very affected physically. Which makes sense for their relationship at this point. Almost like not everyone has to be completely in love at first sight!

That cat picture is not the picture that Bison just took, lolol.

So...Bison is already thinking about ways to kill this guy, yes?

Yeah, you should be worried Kant.

I love that you can see the internal battle with Style, between "hey this guy is actually pretty cute" and "he murders people for a living".

It is fascinating how you see Fadel soften the tiniest bit each time Style talks about losing his mom.

Omg, not the garage porn roleplay!

Also not me being disappointed that's all we got of it, lol.

Haha, "small and pretty".

Loving that Fadel is starting to open up tiny bits with Style. Style is actually quite sweet when he's not trying to get attention like a peacock.

Hehehe, Style processing that he is, indeed, into that shit. We all called it!

I am dying at all the facial expressions throughout all of this. Fadel's irritation with Kant, Style playing the boyfriend card, it actually working to Fadel's annoyance, Kant just trying to look innocent and helpless.

Mad Dog Bison, omg.

He is so into that shit.

God, the face acting in this show.

Ah, it makes sense that Bison would be really good at noticing people.

Yeah, wrong guy to fuck with James.

Hmm, nevermind, maybe Fadel does really believe Mother.

Khaotung is nailing the unhinged killer side to Bison. Also, Kant is going to have such a rough time when Bison finds out the truth.

Aw, Style catching feelings already. We love to see it.

I knew Style was a softie underneath the brashness.

That's two Fast & Furious references thus far in this series. I guess we need to start a tally?

Fadel questioning all his life choices.

While Bison is totally into it.

Fadel is so weak to Style's begging, I love it.

It is funny that Bison wants Kant to be open, and will be super hurt about the lying, yet he's also lying so damn much. It's so messy! I love it.

Oh god, seeing Fadel laugh is just so heart-melting.

I adore the translators working on this show.

I am dying at Fadel's look of pain while singing. I am you, my man, I struggle with stuff like as well.

Oh this is a fascinating shot.

Also, don't think the Babe lie was a great one, it made it all sound too serious. Of course Bison wants to get involved.

Our little koala returns!

Oh this little feral hitman is so romantic.

These lines!!! Swoooooon.

Holy shit, this shot.

Oh, next week is going to be a ride.

[4-frights]

🐑 RP PARTNERS WANTED ˗ˋˏ🫁🥩ˎˊ ˗

I am far to nervous to post this on my main for whatever reason so I am slapping it on an unused sideblog:

I have been ITCHING to start roleplaying again. Specifically Creepypasta :] I’m 17 and have been in the fandom for 6 years.

🪦 PREFERENCE

— Again I am 17 so I’d prefer if we're not hella far in age

— I also would be most comfortable writing on Discord

— I need you to respect my weird lil rewrites, they're different from canon and a bit weird but I worked hard on them and love them dearly

🪦 WRITER STUFF

— My responses are typically 300-500 words long, I can go longer or a little shorter if need be

— I am in school so responses can take up to a week or so hopefully they don’t

— I obsess over these things, I'll make art, edits, playlist, pintrest boards, you name it

— I’m fine with most things, even (non-sexual) romance but romantic relationships aren’t my favorite

— I’m fine with OCs, canon characters, and reimaginings of canon characters.

— I only play “canon” characters but they're basically completely overhauled and rewritten. Most of them are at the point they're kinda just ocs 🧍‍♀️ (I just refuse to let go lmao)

🪦 CHARACTERS I WRITE / WANT TO WRITE FOR

— Eyeless Jack • my main, I write for often, and has a very fleshed-out personality and backstory

—Nina the Killer • new, haven't written for, general idea of personality and backstory

—Kate the Chaser • super new, haven't written for, least fleshed-out

— Toby • I’ve written for a few time, not as fleshed out as EJ

If you are interested in please comment or message me and I’ll add you on discord so we can chat more >:3

[auseyre]

Prompt 14 -KP Superlatives (dealer's choice)

1. Best Hair -Tankhun, and not just because I have a thing for red hair...okay mostly because I have a thing for red hair. But what can I say, it was at least 3 different shades, it was snatched. It was fab. 

Runner Up -Kinn. I know Mile cut his hair for this role and once it was free, it seemed to take the opportunity to fluff up as much as possible. It’s gloriously wild and poofy. 

 

2. Best James Bond Roleplay - Kinn in the white tux

Runner Up-Porsche and his various spying on Kinn

3. Best Comedic performance in a serious role -Pol. I know the prevailing theory is that he was hired to be a companion for Tankhun more than a bodyguard, but he still has bodyguard training so he can actually protect Khun and he’s still included in bodyguard activities, but yeah.

Runner Up -Gun. This man never met a dramatic moment he couldn’t drag over the top kicking and screaming. 

4. Best Prop - Red Ducati motorcycles. These get ridden more than Porsche. Everybody looks good on them. Both Kinn and Vegas let Porsche drive. They actually have passenger helmets that look like they’d protect precious skulls(looking at you Between Us and Love in the Air).  

Runner Up - Kinn’s lucky gun. It’s just sexy and romantic that he gave it to Porsche as a token, okay. It’s also the gun Porsche is using when he’s contemplating killing the man who he thinks killed his parents (which is an interesting meta that I am not doing, nope).  

5. Best Unhinged Moment - Pool pants y’all. In a show full of unhinged moments, this one is supreme for me. I still shudder thinking about it. 

Runner Up - Atticwife Nampheung (pictured hearing this plot point for the first time)

or Mouth Dildo?

I couldn’t decide. Both are unhinged in entirely different ways and are perfect examples of the tonal whiplash of that show(something I adore shrugs). 

6. Best Serious Performance in a comedic role -Jom. I side-eye the comic relief characters but KP was awesome with this? Like every character is heart-warming instead of annoying and still funny. I probably should have done an underrated character post for Jom tbh. I love him. I love the way he supports his friends, giving Porsche the money he won on the fight, staying up to the point of exhaustion helping Tem deal with his broken heart. For all his goofiness, he’s smart and observant and I still think he was deliberately fucking with Kinn, who even if he didn’t know he was Porsche’s boss, was clearly some rich guy out of his element and only there because he was crushing on Porsche. It’s a small role and it could have been just a throwaway part but it’s so much better than that because who he is says a lot about who Porsche is and shows why he became such good friends with the misfit gang. 

Runner Up -Yok. Definitely not an underrated character. I think we all know that Yok is the shit. But again, she’s not just funny and fabulous, she’s smart and she loves Porsche and rolls with all the weirdness he brings with him and gives him great advice and becomes a safe person for Tankhun. She turns what could have been a caricature into the only mature, caring, functional, non-evil “adult” character in the show. 

7. Best Product Placement - Peppermint Field Black Inhaler. I know it seems like the bread is a shoo-in here, but hear me out. Black Inhaler was willing to let their product be used during illegal underground fighting and public sex. The Bread is great but it can’t compare to that. 

Runner Up -Bread obvs

8. Best Facial Feature -Vegas’ smirk 

Runner Up(s) -Kinn’s eyebrows

Pete’s fake smile

Chay’s doe eyes

Kim’s killer glare/dead-eyed stare/flirty smize (the boy does a lot with his eyes)

9. Best Visual Joke - Kinn reading a coffee-table book about coffee while waiting on Porsche to bring him coffee. 

Runner Up-Pol whipping out a finger gun 

10. Best Use of A BL Trope -  Spongebath. Using this comedically as a deliberate seduction technique, basically acknowledging that it’s kind of ridiculous, works very well, letting Porsche’s goofball side and Kinn’s clueless side really shine. It also lets their uncontrolled horniness and Porsche’s ass shine -right in front of Pete’s salad eventually, but oh well. 

Runner Up(s) - Baby is a clumsy bunny(which I think is what @absolutebl calls it, I couldn’t find the exact post)  -the show uses Porsche’s literal tripping as a foreshadowing of his figurative trip up, showing that while he can talk the talk of a bodyguard i.e. ... wear the snazzy suit, he can’t yet walk the walk. He proves that by his behavior on his first bodyguard gig. 

Singing - Can I say that @AbsoluteBL’s hatred of this trope makes me giggle because my mother hates singing so much that I had to verbalize an SNL musical sketch to her instead of letting her watch it? Anyway, this one is pretty obvious, but still notable because they didn’t just let Jeff, Mile, and Barcode show off their pipes. They wove music in as a subplot that allowed it to stand as a character marker for not just Kim, but Chay and Kinn. I feel like “Between Us” scarred me for life with bad singing awkwardly shoved into the plot for no reason, so KP gets so much love from me for this. 

Bonus: Best Hype Man 

Seriously, this guy is more excited than Gun about this coup attempt. He has been waiting years for this. And now my head-canon is that he used to work for the main family and when he was injured in the line of duty, Korn tossed him out and Gun took him in for spite and he’s nurtured a seething hatred for Korn since then. 

Bonus: Sexiest Gesture - Kinn’s finger come hither. 

[hoboblaidd]

In Inquisition for obvious reasons, the player is in control of their romantic relationships. But for roleplaying and realism purposes, I like to think there are some moments where the canon character can break off the romance.

Romance breaking points for Solas:

Choosing to fight the Sentinels. He loves his people (elves and spirits) more than he loves one person. This disregard for the Sentinels' lives is unforgivable. As I said in the other post, he probably won't break it off with an Inquisitor who in good faith didn't do the petitioner's path to save their army/stop Corypheus, and wanted to ally with them/tried to get Morrigan not to kill Abelas.

Turning Cole more human. This isn't always a romance killer, like in the thread with @keepslore, but he has to be handled very delicately. It's a huge personal trauma trigger for him. It's also hard because he won't explain why he's so bothered by it so it's frustrating for both parties.

Choosing to kill Wisdom. An effort to break the bindings that fails will not end a romance. A total disregard for his friend's life will. Choosing derogatory dialogue options and then "failing" to break the bindings will be met with great suspicion.

Choosing to let the Templars rebuild as Inquisition partners/Conscripting the mages. It's early enough in the game that this just effectively locks you out of the romance rather than him breaking anything off. Note that this does not mean an Inquisitor who did Champions of the Just can't romance him. Just one who wants the Templars to remain as they were pre-rebellion.

A faithful Chosen of Andraste. It's worse if the Inquisitor doesn't believe they're Andraste's Chosen but plays that up for their followers. That is Evanuris-like behavior and obviously not someone he'd want to be with. For Inquisitors with genuine faith, it's too anathema to who he is to entertain a romance.

Despite his disapproval, allying with the Wardens is not a breaking point. He thinks it's stupid, but his reasons aren't as personal as these other ones.

[lesbx]

fallout 3 featuring only hetero perks and it being bad not only because it heavily limited personal roleplay choices and player freedom, but also because it made playing a girl character clearly better, since the perks offer 10% more damage against the opposite gender in addition to the romantic dialogue but the vast majority of enemies in the game are men. the main antagonistic factions (the enclave and talon company) being EXCLUSIVELY men. the black widow perk is just objectively better than lady killer. How do you make a design decision for your action rpg that’s bad for both the action and the rpg elements simultaneously, and have it be both because of homophobia and misogyny. bethesda saw the two birds in the bush and just lobbed a boulder onto it